I am writing a script for a parody of the Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring. It is called Lord of the Bong: Fellowship of the Bong. Expect it to be nasty, funny, and full of illegal narcotic references and some use!
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Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!
I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.
Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!
I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.
This isn't from Lord of the Rings at all, it's from The Hobbit.
I am writing a script for a parody of the Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring. It is called Lord of the Bong: Fellowship of the Bong. Expect it to be nasty, funny, and full of illegal narcotic references and some use!
Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!
I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.
This isn't from Lord of the Rings at all, it's from The Hobbit.
No, that was an exerpt from Lord of the Bong. I am still tweaking it up and all that.
Eddie, I know it isn't original. But I figured that since LOTR was a great success (and very kick-ass movie) I'd go and make the parody.
I use to be a shoe shinner now I sip Aunt Jamima, I go to sleep in Europe and wake back up in China. CLUB 977 The 80's Channel!!!!! -winamp radio is heaven on earth
Kangom, you need some help writing the script for it?
Are you going to dub the voices or make it a comic thing??
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