Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!

I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.