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Posted 2003-01-15, 06:12 PM
story time(made up)

this guy is walking down the street and he sees some lady eating a man, what does he do? pulls out a cell phone of coarse. BAm calls the cops, so she eats him. the the cops try shooting her but she obsorbs the bullets and desimates them.
muahahaha she yells and then the govt. nukes her. but yet she lives.



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Posted 2003-01-15, 07:44 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
so obviously we call darth-vader for this case...
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Posted 2003-01-15, 07:50 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
High? Yes, I am guessing so.
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Posted 2003-01-15, 07:50 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
(which would be a lie because darth vadar would be pwned by a gun.)

So they send for the guy with the anti matter gun.
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Posted 2003-01-15, 07:53 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
but vader gets pissed and kills the guy w/ the gun...
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Posted 2003-01-15, 07:55 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
Then everyone wonders what the hell darth vadar plans to do and gets pissed off because he killed the guy with the anti matter gun.

Then Kikkoman shows up! http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...threadid=13343
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Posted 2003-01-15, 07:57 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
and so does britney spears
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Posted 2003-01-15, 07:59 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
But everybody ignores Britney and focuses on the Incredible, Almost-Naked Kikkoman!

*Sings*
Show me! (awkward pause) Show you! Show Me! (pause) Show you! Kikkoman!!!!
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Posted 2003-01-15, 08:21 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
but britney gets jealous of kikkoman and she starts taking her clothes off and singing as well...
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Posted 2003-01-15, 08:31 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
So everybody stops watching Kikkoman and stares at Britney. Then they realize that Kikkoman has free soy sauce...
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Posted 2003-01-15, 09:43 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
then britney shows them her "clit" peircing, and all the men run to her and what happens to fall out? a bomb..... so then she kills all the men and Kikkoman, and then a misterious man comes from behind and blows her in the head with a mingun.
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Posted 2003-01-16, 09:29 AM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
*man I hope you never write a book
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Posted 2003-01-16, 09:53 AM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
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*man I hope you never write a book
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Posted 2003-01-16, 12:32 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
NO MORE STORY THREADS! AHHH!!!!
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Posted 2003-01-16, 03:44 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
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NO MORE STORY THREADS! AHHH!!!!
at least all other stories were funny, or at least made some fucking sense!
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Posted 2003-01-16, 04:42 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
haha, shush to you. i'm new at this lol
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Posted 2003-01-16, 05:06 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
How about they just hire Jared Fogle to go back to a life of fatness so he can eat the woman?

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2003-01-16, 07:49 PM in reply to Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High's post "disturbing lives"
i think robotic silence might have found the key to this story
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