disturbing lives
 

story time(made up)

this guy is walking down the street and he sees some lady eating a man, what does he do? pulls out a cell phone of coarse. BAm calls the cops, so she eats him. the the cops try shooting her but she obsorbs the bullets and desimates them.
muahahaha she yells and then the govt. nukes her. but yet she lives.



continue the story below

so obviously we call darth-vader for this case...

High? Yes, I am guessing so.

(which would be a lie because darth vadar would be pwned by a gun.)

So they send for the guy with the anti matter gun.

but vader gets pissed and kills the guy w/ the gun...

Then everyone wonders what the hell darth vadar plans to do and gets pissed off because he killed the guy with the anti matter gun.

Then Kikkoman shows up! http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...threadid=13343

and so does britney spears

But everybody ignores Britney and focuses on the Incredible, Almost-Naked Kikkoman!

*Sings*
Show me! (awkward pause) Show you! Show Me! (pause) Show you! Kikkoman!!!!

but britney gets jealous of kikkoman and she starts taking her clothes off and singing as well...

So everybody stops watching Kikkoman and stares at Britney. Then they realize that Kikkoman has free soy sauce...

then britney shows them her "clit" peircing, and all the men run to her and what happens to fall out? a bomb..... so then she kills all the men and Kikkoman, and then a misterious man comes from behind and blows her in the head with a mingun.

*man I hope you never write a book

ROFL

NO MORE STORY THREADS! AHHH!!!!

at least all other stories were funny, or at least made some fucking sense!

haha, shush to you. i'm new at this lol

How about they just hire Jared Fogle to go back to a life of fatness so he can eat the woman?

i think robotic silence might have found the key to this story