Jokes!!

i agree ....good thinking

Originally posted by Strider Fury why are black ppl so good at basketball? because they can 'steal' 'run' and 'jump'.

actually its b/c they can run, steal and shoot
its shoot not jump but thats a small matter

WARNING!!! May offend some!!! Do not read if you are hypersensitive!!!

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What's long, black and smelly?

The unemployment line!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Originally posted by mjordan2nd actually its b/c they can run, steal and shoot its shoot not jump but thats a small matter

i can run and shoot, but the only time i really stole anything over $5 i got in big ass trouble... maybe if i were a good thief i would be a basketball player

lol

Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.

The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.

Q: A
A: A

:whtusay:

Supermans flying over the city, he's horny as hell. He looks around and he sees wonder women on the roof of a building butt naked, and she's just laying there. Superman thinks to himself "well since I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can swoop down there and fuck her and leave before she can see me." So he flies down fucks wonder women and flies away before she notices. Well wonder women says outloud "did you feel that breeze?" and the invisible man says "I dont know but my ass sure does hurt"

heh, thats pretty good

i like the politics report one heheh

I already knew both, politics one is good, but i liked more in spanish

I wouldnt think there would be much of a difference

yay, but i like spanish much more then english =P

Originally posted by Sirpullido yay, but i like spanish much more then english =P

liar

UR SIG SUX

I think I speak for SYG when I say

Originally posted by mjordan2nd Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."

LOL!!!:O)

December 9, 1999
Rated R
"An Honest Mistake"

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."