3 Men were on a deserted island and had been captured by canabals. The canabals said they would let the men live if they would do something for them. The canabals told the men to go into the jungle and pick 10 of any kind of fruit they wanted. So the men went out into the jungle to pick their fruit. The first man returned with 10 apples, and the canabals said that if he could put all 10 apples in his ass without making any noise, that he could live. So he got one in, then 2, and he screamed, so the canabals killed him. The second man came out with 10 cherries. The canabals told him what he had to do, so he began. He had no trouble getting 9 in, but then he bursted out laughing, so the canabals killed him. So up in heaven the first guy and the second guy were talking. The first guy asked the second guy, "why did you laugh? you almost had it!" and the second guy replied "I saw the third guy coming out with pineapples."