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Posted 2008-04-24, 02:56 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Teaching this woman how to double-click..."
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You know how when kittens discover a worm and paw at it and then jump away? That's the way it is with every single co-worker of mine and computers.
Dude, dude. That shit made me literally LOL and "coworker 1" was like WTF are you laughing at.

Kinda funny too, because I had my headphones on while I laughed, and took them off right after, and apparently she just was telling coworker #2 that her friend had a miscarriage, so it was a bad situation. And another addition to my daily funny.














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Posted 2008-04-29, 01:06 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Dude, dude. That shit made me literally..."
Wow, no real funny for today. It was essentially a slow ass normal Tuesday with nothing spectacular going on or anything, it's been a shitty day, i'll try and give you one tomorrow.














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Posted 2008-12-19, 01:32 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Wow, no real funny for today. It was..."
Well today I find out that I may have a possible stalker in the office somewhere, not as funny but is somewhat funny? Co-worker #1 had to tell me and I guess I have to call her after I get off to find out the real details about it, this is kinda creeper for real.

Nothing too unusually funny. Damn. Work has sucked since they restructured our office.














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Posted 2008-12-19, 06:37 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Well today I find out that I may have a..."
Lol. No matter how old you get, and how serious the subject matter, we all still act like primary school kids regardless of our age.

I know something you don't know!
Ooooh, what?
Not telling you!
Go on... pretty please?
You got a stalker!! *giggle*
More! More!
No.
Please?
No.
Aw, come on!
No.
I'll be your friend!
Later.
Fine.


We all did it when we were ten. We all did it when we were fourteen. We all did/do it when we're eighteen (heaven knows I've had it happen to me this term - Lenny! Lenny! Who do you fancy? Come on! I won't tell! Lenny! It's later now, Lenny. You promised you'd tell me!). And it seems we're destined to do it in the office.
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Posted 2008-12-22, 11:51 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Lol. No matter how old you get, and how..."
Hahahah, Lenny, you have a very valid point.

I've noticed this too, it occurs to me more and more now. Remember back when you were a kid in elementary school? If you liked a girl, what would you do? You would push her into the sandbox, take her toy and call her a name. That mentality is stuck into both the girl's and boy's head all the way through growing up, and it doesn't change no matter how old you get. Which is why operation asshole is so successful.














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Posted 2008-12-22, 06:16 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Hahahah, Lenny, you have a very valid..."
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Hahahah, Lenny, you have a very valid point.

I've noticed this too, it occurs to me more and more now. Remember back when you were a kid in elementary school? If you liked a girl, what would you do? You would push her into the sandbox, take her toy and call her a name. That mentality is stuck into both the girl's and boy's head all the way through growing up, and it doesn't change no matter how old you get. Which is why operation asshole is so successful.
Operation asshole only really seems to be a method to get laid. I think you'll only find the true girl if you act the way you are; then again, a lot of guys are normally douchebags (I used to be one in elementary school, come to think of it).

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Posted 2008-12-23, 06:54 AM in reply to Wallow's post starting "Operation asshole only really seems to..."
You still have a lot of growing up to do.














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