My Funny for today

I work for a hospital group in Jacksonville, pretty prominent around here.

Update: The second "coworker" just came walked by and sat down and was complaining of her hand hurting..

So I was like like uh, okay, what's wrong.

She goes on to tell me that her hand itches, so i'm like uh alright.



She then asks me "Hey, doesn't it mean your going to get MONEY if your hand itches?"

I'm like I doubt it, unless you just got a raise, or your paycheck has hit your hand I doubt it, it probably just means your hand itches (being a smartass).. and she then goes on to tell me OH NO OH NO, it really does. She then asks Co-worker #1 (the one with the quarter earlier on) and she agrees with her and says she's heard the same thing, which makes me want to turn my music up even more, then goes on to say it's only if your left hand itches, if your right hand itches then later in the day you're going to shake the hand of a stranger.





...Jesus christ, it's like living/walking/talking/breathing chain e-mails I work with.



What makes the story even worse is how genuine they are about it, like they actually believe this crap. The same people that send hundreds of chain e-mails that say at the bottom IF U DUNT SEND THES TOO 8 PPLZ IN 5 MENETS U RNT GONA FIND LUV EVR

Blah. It's almost time to go. Atleast they give me a good chuckle.