Zelaron Reality TV show?

This is so wrong man. I'm only 16, so I feel about as safe as Atnas. Except that I'm a martial artest, so I think that I could hold my own for a while.

I'm a fencer.

I could devolop a style where I use my cock as a weapon if it comes down to it.

I'm an MMA artist. My specialty is ju-jitus or graplling. I was also on the number 2 wrestling team in the state.

yea, im more then just a silly gymnast who plays halo hah. i think im safe =)

I'm just a faggot who knows some Kenjutsu.

This was almost a worthwhile thread. There is a house here in Vegas, 4 Bd/ 6Bath. -+ 20,000 sqft. 5 living rooms, bar , 2 pools, Sauna, tennis, theatre. It'd be perfect. Only problem is, a company would have to pay. $$$. Good Zelaron Union grounds too. Hahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajaja. Turned mexican gunbound >.< for a sec.

Four bedrooms and 5 living rooms? Wtf kind of house is this.

I do like the bar though..

I'm an MMA artist. My specialty is ju-jitus or graplling. I was also on the number 2 wrestling team in the state. yea, im more then just a silly gymnast who plays halo hah. i think im safe =)

I guarntee I could take you.

As well as anybody else in the "house"

Wrong. Grav would just sit on you.

I guarntee I could take you. As well as anybody else in the "house"

yea, only cause your like 100 pounds heavier then me hahaah.

Ah fuck I didn't even think about that. Meh, I'll just leave a trail of twinkees around the house and just stay away from there, it'll keep him busy for a few hours.

yea, only cause your like 100 pounds heavier then me hahaah.

Wtf? How much do you weigh?..

Wtf? How much do you weigh?..

aboout 108-110. i may have exaggerated, cause idk how much you weight. well, how much are you?

I'm only around 175-180 now, so that's pretty much being 2x of you, though, I'm expecting it go up as i've been working out with my damn Fitness nazi buddy from school.

Those are the worst kinds of nazis.

Yeah he used to basically be a roided out meathead, but we've been buddies since damn 3rd grade so i've always been cool with him. He's lost a lot of weight so now he wants to just work out and get my ass back into tiptop shape before summer time .. i'm entered in a biggest loser contest right now as well, already lost almost 20 lbs, and if I can tone up in the next 2 months i'll win the money for sure.

That sounds like a sweet deal. Health + Cash.

I'm not sure what I should do. I have like 5% body fat, so I'm really skinny, but I'm pretty strong as well. I don't want to work out a lot, because I need that 5%, but I can't gain weight through eating - my metabolism just doesn't allow it.

I think I might work on my pecs, as those are my most lacking muscles.

Well, i'd start slow. It's always best to keep your cardio up = burn fast much more efficiently. And then try and bulk up from there, up your protein definately, but keep the food lean that you eat, and just make sure you have tons of reps in your workout.

How's your petition to get us a Zelaron Reality TV show coming?

I've got a rough draft saved on my laptop at home, seriously. If anybody is interested in finnishing the work for me (since I really have no clue what i'm doing) feel free to and i'll senx the .txt file I have now over, I'm still having trouble actually finding the executive producers e-mails and contact information.

PM me for my e-mail addy. I could probably also find contact information via IMDB Pro.