How would you kill a spider?

It was one of those small black ones. Not big at all. He's just extremely scared of spiders. Now his whole upper floor smells like oil and his family is fucking pissed.

I'd release a mutant camel spider with lazer vision to destroy them, then hire a supersoldier(such as myself) to eradicate the mutant camel spider.

Ever had one of those crawl up on you while you were asleep?

Camel spider? As a matter of fact yes, nearly 2 weeks ago to be precise.

AOE powers.

Camel spider? As a matter of fact yes, nearly 2 weeks ago to be precise.

And thats when u shit your pants right

Here you go

That looks like a small one too O-o

Here you go

im to scared to click on the link, plus i am to drunk because it is the last night of sophmore year and i am wasted.