How would you kill a spider?
 

Welll......... my friend saw a spider on his wall earlier this evening. He panicked and ended up spraying his WHOLE room + some of his second floor with WD40.

rofl.

Well, that's one way to accomplish the task...and he can rest assured that there'll be nothing living up there for the next month. So no more spiders for him. :)

Whatever happened to the good old rolled-up newspaper? Or the Milwall brick? You can never go wrong with lobbing a Millwall brick at spiders...apart from the bloody smear left on the wall.

I would use my Black Holy Smite on it.

Haha. I had a cockroach run from me into a small hole underneath my vanity so I put some silicone caulking in there to hopefully block off that access point -- But it took a lot of guts to do that since I am terrified by bugs.

LOL, I either step on them, or crush them with my hands.

How big was the spider?

It was one of those small black ones. Not big at all. He's just extremely scared of spiders. Now his whole upper floor smells like oil and his family is fucking pissed.

I'd release a mutant camel spider with lazer vision to destroy them, then hire a supersoldier(such as myself) to eradicate the mutant camel spider.

Ever had one of those crawl up on you while you were asleep?

Camel spider? As a matter of fact yes, nearly 2 weeks ago to be precise.

AOE powers.

And thats when u shit your pants right

That looks like a small one too O-o

He's going to lubricate the spider?

im to scared to click on the link, plus i am to drunk because it is the last night of sophmore year and i am wasted.

"US Soldier eat Iraqi Spider".

Click that link when drunk, and it'll sober you up.

Take some shrooms or lsd and watch. I recommend it.

let it live and eat flies and shit that comein the house

Eh if I was as arachnophobic as he is I'd take the flys buzzing around anyday.