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Posted 2006-01-04, 01:21 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Shortly after a round of mind-blowing..."
Hot tub sex is so much better. The girl stays wet and you basically have infinite strength to lift her to whatever position you want.

Oh, and after further analysis of her quote, I found that if you greatly enhance the dots to a zoom of approximately 1,000,000 times magnification, they are actually words being muttered under her breath, explaining, "I just faked another orgasm. I wish his penis was larger."

Sorry JR, you can't argue against scientific facts.
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Posted 2006-01-04, 07:23 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Hot tub sex is so much better. The..."
this might be the funniest conversation i have ever read
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Posted 2006-01-05, 12:15 AM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "this might be the funniest conversation..."
I Am About To Die From Laughing So Hard>>!!!!
Out in this cold hearted world is a warm sense that comes from only one. It is true cause his name states what kind of person he is. With honor comes glory and with glory comes GLORY GAMER
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Posted 2006-01-05, 12:59 AM in reply to glory_gamer's post starting "I Am About To Die From Laughing So..."
I Am About To Die From Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word>>!!!!!!
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Posted 2006-01-05, 09:03 AM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Hot tub sex is so much better. The..."
You have offended my honor! I challenge you to a duel!


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-01-05, 01:36 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "You have offended my honor! I challenge..."
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Posted 2006-01-05, 01:39 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "You killed my father. Prepare to die."
my dragon style is better then your crouching tiger style. U stand no chance and further attempts with only lead to your doom
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Posted 2006-01-05, 04:27 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "my dragon style is better then your..."
kenpo do u have anything to say in this?
Out in this cold hearted world is a warm sense that comes from only one. It is true cause his name states what kind of person he is. With honor comes glory and with glory comes GLORY GAMER
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Posted 2006-01-05, 05:01 PM in reply to glory_gamer's post starting "kenpo do u have anything to say in this?"
How are you gentlemen make your time.


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-01-05, 05:26 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "How are you gentlemen make your time."
btw, found a pic of Laura:



KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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