Hot tub sex is so much better. The girl stays wet and you basically have infinite strength to lift her to whatever position you want.

Oh, and after further analysis of her quote, I found that if you greatly enhance the dots to a zoom of approximately 1,000,000 times magnification, they are actually words being muttered under her breath, explaining, "I just faked another orgasm. I wish his penis was larger."

Sorry JR, you can't argue against scientific facts.