He he he...Cockney...oh the wonders of the internet!
It's even got the rhyming slang!!
Apples and pears, dog and bone...and other things...it's a shame it doesn't have Chav...
Do you have Chavs over the pond? If not,
http://lewis.x3fusion.com/cgi/chavelfish/ Enter things, translate and you'll find out how they speak. If you do have them, it's still good fun...
I wonder what the Redneck version of my posts would be like...