He he he...Cockney...oh the wonders of the internet!

It's even got the rhyming slang!!

Apples and pears, dog and bone...and other things...it's a shame it doesn't have Chav...

Do you have Chavs over the pond? If not, http://lewis.x3fusion.com/cgi/chavelfish/ Enter things, translate and you'll find out how they speak. If you do have them, it's still good fun...


I wonder what the Redneck version of my posts would be like...