Advice, teh pls

The thing is, he has been giving me bad signals. He has continued to be a dick to me for no reason, like cutting me in line, tipping off my hat, tapping my CD player, laughing at me when the kid in Music App fucks with my chair...

Then, out of no where, he tells my friend Garret that hes going to kick his ass. He has 3 people with him, and they were all going to 'get' garrett...

I am bigger than this kid is. He will not fight me 1v1. I told him straight up, if he wants to fuck with garrett, he wants to fuck with me too. I dont let people push my friends around like that. The only way i'll be able to shove it to him is if i give him a setting where he thinks hes going to beat me down in a fight. That is the only way he will actually fight me back. I cant have a " Me hit this kid, and him run away " kind of thing. It cant be assult.

I am bigger than he is. I dont want to take advantage of him. He told me himself, I'd tear him apart. He wants an even match, the only way to give him that is if I fight 3 of his friends at the same time.

Also, grav, are you saying my penis is fat, and therfore its strong?