Son of a b*tch

Jizzed on her conditioner...2 months after breaking up? Hmmm, some people don't like to forget things do they. Like computers. Computers have had a grudge against me ever since I accidentally destroyed one. It wasn't my fault I tell ya. It jumped.


Anyway, revenge. Revenge is sweet.

What you could do, is wait around a bit for April Fool's Day, then do the worst possible thing to either him or his car. Then, if you are caught, or found out etc. just say it's an April Fool's joke.

Bit of a long time to wait though.

So what?

Over 6 months.

So?

But if someone wants revenge, they usually carry out the revenge stuff and then say it was them, or let the other person see it. Say if your neighbour cut down your tree, you could carry out revenge by digging up his garden, sprinkling the ground with salt so nothing grows, and then spray paint his shed with:

"THAT'LL TECH YOU TO CUT DOWN MY TREE YOU W*NKING SON OF A B*TCH!" and so on. Or you spray paint your name. Alternatively you could spray paint one of the Australians insults. Like:

"I hope your ears turn into assholes and sh*t on your shoulders."

or

"Your the load your mum should've swallowed."

And so on.

Fair enough.

Anyone else got any ideas? I'm getting kinda very bored talking to myself.