Son of a b*tch
 

Last night my Lt. coated a set of keys with CO gas. He handed them off to me. Then dusty and him told me I had something on my upper lip. About 2 minutes after I rubbed it ( and I rubbed it alot cus they said I missed it) My lips and beard were burning like I had set myself on fire, and my nosie started running... I will pay them back. I'am gonna borrow my friends can of frezz+p and soak there car door handels.

Good thinking, payback is a great thing.

Here's what you do. Oh wait...this is General Conversation...nevermind.

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I was hoping for soem enlightenment

Have fun with payback. :)

Ouch. Hehe. What you got in mind?

Please post what you ahd in mind Mr. Anal demon

Laxatives in the food/drink!

Pee soup anyone?

That's not something you should do to someone unless you really really hate them.

How about doing what they did in revenge of the nerds. Put that burning stuff in their underwear.

Gonna buy this. Soak the handels of his car door and fog the rest of the car thru the window which he allways leaves a crack in.

Want to ruin their interior? Freeze shaving cream for 2 months, cut off the top, and place in car. Should take about an hour, but the stuff will expand and fill/ruin the interior of the car.

OMG. I GUARENTEE you that if you do that, he will try to get revenge.

He drives a Geo prism, theres not much of an interior.

Heh, get a camera and post it up once you do it. :P

I read somewhere where a dude broke up with his gf then liike 2 months later she invited him to her hosue with a bunch of friends...he went into her bathroom and jizzed on her conditioner.....ROFL

Jizzed on her conditioner...2 months after breaking up? Hmmm, some people don't like to forget things do they. Like computers. Computers have had a grudge against me ever since I accidentally destroyed one. It wasn't my fault I tell ya. It jumped.


Anyway, revenge. Revenge is sweet.

What you could do, is wait around a bit for April Fool's Day, then do the worst possible thing to either him or his car. Then, if you are caught, or found out etc. just say it's an April Fool's joke.

Bit of a long time to wait though.

So what?

Over 6 months.

So?

But if someone wants revenge, they usually carry out the revenge stuff and then say it was them, or let the other person see it. Say if your neighbour cut down your tree, you could carry out revenge by digging up his garden, sprinkling the ground with salt so nothing grows, and then spray paint his shed with:

"THAT'LL TECH YOU TO CUT DOWN MY TREE YOU W*NKING SON OF A B*TCH!" and so on. Or you spray paint your name. Alternatively you could spray paint one of the Australians insults. Like:

"I hope your ears turn into assholes and sh*t on your shoulders."

or

"Your the load your mum should've swallowed."

And so on.

Fair enough.

Anyone else got any ideas? I'm getting kinda very bored talking to myself.