Role Playing Theories!!!

Like.. mad libs? I'm not sure what you're asking for here, but it doesn't sound like something that would be typically done with RPG Maker.

INPUT NAME

John Doe The Third

(*)Male
( )Female

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1) [Name] is a stupid moron. Yes [he/she] is.
2) [Name] is currently on fire.
3) I would like to punch [Name] in [his/her] face.

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You can pretty much write a QBASIC program for that.. (Threw this one together in a few minutes, probably has some error somewhere, but you get the point:)

REM --------------Declare Variables----------------- DIM YName AS STRING DIM Gender AS STRING DIM HeShe AS STRING DIM HimHer AS STRING DIM HisHer AS STRING REM --------------Input Stuff----------------- NameInput: INPUT "Input a name: "; YName$ GenderInput: INPUT "Input a gender (M/F) "; Gender$ Gender = UCASE$(Gender) Gender = LEFT$(Gender, 1) IF NOT ((Gender = "M") OR (Gender = "F")) THEN GOTO GenderInput REM --------- Set gender-specific words ------------ IF Gender = "M" THEN HeShe = "he" ELSE HeShe = "she" IF Gender = "M" THEN HimHer = "him" ELSE HimHer = "her" IF Gender = "M" THEN HisHer = "his" ELSE HeShe = "her" REM ------------------Output------------------- CLS PRINT "1) "; YName; " is a moron. Yes "; HeShe; " is." PRINT "2) "; YName; " is currently on fire." PRINT "3) I would like to punch "; YName; " in "; HisHer; " face."

Edit: Fixed again..