* Caution * Erotic Story In Side.

Here I've got an erotic story.


Ok, I was in my chair, sitting, sitting on my computer. I was thinking to myself...Hey! I'm home alone, why not masterbate!?

I went to www.google.com and typed in "Hot ass babes nekked" Clicked the 'pictures' link. And searched through hundreds of thousands of hotties. There were a few donkeys, and a few hermaphrodites, but otherwise it was mainly hairy babes. I noticed there was some Motion Lotion left in the bottle, I found the right picture. And I couldn't resist.

I poured the sticky slimeymess onto my penis, and grasped my dick with my hand and started whacking.....

whacking, whacking away...




About 25 seconds later I was done and had a mess all over my clothes,

THE END

D3V, you're doing this just to piss me off, and you know what, it worked! However, you are breaking the rules and are doing so solely to spite me. So, this thread is closed and I'll mention this to the staff. Have a nice day!