Two truths and a lie.

Leave personal matters outside of here.

I am listening to Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots, I am Masturbating right now, I come from Colorado.

Leave personal matters outside of here. I am listening to Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots, I am Masturbating right now, I come from Colorado.

I know the last 2 are true, so the first one is my pick.
You are not listeng to sout girl.
(And I ment like somting personal like I could put I am in love with (insert whoever) or I dislike hohs accent)

actually I am not masturbating. I was listening to sour girl, and i do come from CO! PWN!

I have a swolen red spot on my left leg.
I dislocated my shoulder yesterday.
I have recently had sharp chest pains.

I have a swolen red spot on my left leg. I dislocated my shoulder yesterday. I have recently had sharp chest pains.

Swollen left leg, the bottom two just seem right together.

My AXE™ is my buddy.
I use a safety pin to clean my bowl.
I'm going to smoke tomorrow.

My AXE™ is my buddy. I use a safety pin to clean my bowl. I'm going to smoke tomorrow.

I am gonna go with the bottom ones, just seem so !KA!

My penis is 6 inches long.
My penis is 7 inches long.
My penis is 8 inches long.
My penis.

Swollen left leg, the bottom two just seem right together.

Nah. Shoulder r fake. I have some kind of bite on my leg, and it's infected.

Here's a 4 real, 4 fake test. GO!

1)My first name is actually Bob, as indicated by my name.
2)Silverjinx and I are separated, but I hope we get back together.
3)Silverjinx leaves tomorrow on a 12-day trip to New York.
4)There never was a Silverjinx. I made her up to make myself feel like more of a man.
5)My last name is not really Brooks, as was argued earlier in my existance here at Zelaron.
6)I am deathly afraid of spiders.
7)I am deathly afraid of snakes.
8)I have a yellow, blow-up bunny chair in my room.

3, 5, 6, and 8 are probably true.

I have seen people get murdered.
I love nice, sunny days.
I'm in love.

I am 2/3 Native American, I drink my coffee black with no sugar, and I like to poke small children in the butt.

You drink your coffee black with no sugar is the lie!

You drink your coffee black with no sugar is the lie!

No imput.

My first window is Zelaron, my second window is MSN messager with HOH, my third is SUPERSEXQUEENS