Two truths and a lie.
 

Just for fun.

Post 2 thruths and a lie (about yourself)after mine are done and people try to guess the lie.

I am listening to Marcy Playground, I am eating a cookie, have daiblo 2 downsized.


GO

I like Enya, cooking, and I love Ozzy! (guess which 2 are the truth and which one is the lie)

You are lieng when you say you like cooking

No, actually, the lie is that I love ozzy. I hate Ozzy's music.

I'm polish, I love steak, and I drink my coffee black.

Ok my turn

Tom marzinske is my best friend, I am listening to the strokes, I am posting.

Your not polish

Leave personal matters outside of here.

I am listening to Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots, I am Masturbating right now, I come from Colorado.

I know the last 2 are true, so the first one is my pick.
You are not listeng to sout girl.
(And I ment like somting personal like I could put I am in love with (insert whoever) or I dislike hohs accent)

I am 2/3 Native American, I drink my coffee black with no sugar, and I like to poke small children in the butt.

You drink your coffee black with no sugar is the lie!

actually I am not masturbating. I was listening to sour girl, and i do come from CO! PWN!

No imput.

My first window is Zelaron, my second window is MSN messager with HOH, my third is SUPERSEXQUEENS

I have a swolen red spot on my left leg.
I dislocated my shoulder yesterday.
I have recently had sharp chest pains.

Swollen left leg, the bottom two just seem right together.

My AXE™ is my buddy.
I use a safety pin to clean my bowl.
I'm going to smoke tomorrow.

I am gonna go with the bottom ones, just seem so !KA!

My penis is 6 inches long.
My penis is 7 inches long.
My penis is 8 inches long.
My penis.

I dont know, are you high?

Close... but no3