Hunting... Animals...

I spose you want the mongoose to attack the snake with its tail?

I suppose you want the mongoose to bust a cap?

Well, frankly, I think it depends entirely upon the type of animal you're hunting. If you're hunting elk, then I say "give yourself some challenge." Hunt with a bow. Ted Nugent hunts solely with bows, and he's fucking amazing at it. If you're hunting a fucking rhino, then I don't consider a rifle to be an unfair piece of equipment to carry.

Why the fuck would you hunt a rhino in the first place? Sell his horn so someone can have a 50,000 dollar dildo???

Hunting for sport has no purpose, I seriously want to hunt hunters... so, what I gotta do, is get DFD to send me an m-82 when he gets into special forces.

Hey, those ivory vibrators don't make themselves.