29. I guess that it is a door? Yes
28. Does it have a long neck? Irrelevant
27. Is it an unstable compound? Irrelevant
26. Is it bigger than a human being? Yes
25. Could you send it in the mail? No
24. Can it be used for protection? Yes
23. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No
22. Would you find it on a farm? Yes
21. Can it be washed? Yes
20. I guess that it is a stapler? No
19. Does it have moving parts? Yes
18. Can you use it with your friends? Yes
17. Is it straight? Usually
16. Can you open it? Yes
15. Do you clean it regularly? No
14. Can you obtain information by using it? No
13. Is it made of multiple parts? Yes
12. Would you give it as a gift? Doubtful
11. Can it be placed on your head? No
10. Does it come in a pack? No
9. Is it usually colorful? Sometimes
8. Is it rectangular? Usually
7. Is it flat? Usually
6. Can you find it in a church? Yes
5. Is it something you plant? No
4. Do you hold it when you use it? Partly
3. Is it small? Sometimes
2. Would you find it in an office? Yes
1. Is it classified as? Other
And then I also did a penis, which made me crack up:
30. I guess that it is breasts? Close
29. I guess that it is a breast? No
28. Can you buy it at a store? Irrelevant
27. Is it in the cabbage family? No
26. Does it lift the spirits? Sometimes
25. Is it a synthetic material? No
24. Is it considered helpful to humans? Yes
23. Does it bring joy to people? Yes
22. Would you give it as a gift? Irrelevant
21. Can it fit in an envelope? Partly
20. I guess that it is a ball? No
19. Is it hard? Depends
18. Is it a common household object? Irrelevant
17. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Usually
16. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? No
15. Is it a specific type? No
14. Is it smooth? Usually
13. Is it rectangular? No
12. Does it burn? Yes
11. Can you play with it? Yes
10. Does it have writing on it? Sometimes
9. Can you bend it without breaking it? Usually
8. Is it considered valuable? No
7. Could it be found in a classroom? Yes
6. Is it straight? Depends
5. Was it used over 100 years ago? Yes
4. Does it help one accomplish tasks? Sometimes
3. Is it used for entertainment? Yes
2. Can you hold it? Yes
1. Is it classified as? Other
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