Uncommon Knowledge about a ninja
Would you pay to use it? I say Yes.
Does it perform? I say Yes.
Does it roll? I say Yes.
Does it tell time? I say Probably.
Would you eat it? I say Probably.
Can you make music with it? I say Probably.
Is it crunchy? I say Probably.
Do you love it? I say Probably.
Does it taste good with butter? I say Probably.
Does it like apples? I say Yes.
Is it used in a game? I say Probably.
Is it farmed? I say Yes.
Do you write on it? I say Yes.
Can it be given in proposal for marriage? I say Probably.
Can it fasten other objects? I say Yes.
Would you like to be one? I say Yes.