Jen

Jen is a cool girl that deserves a great man. Jake is that guy. When i visit them, they seem right for each other. Its actually funny getting drunk calls from the two of them and i hear in both thier voices that they are happy. This situation with her ex sucks ass because (and even if Jake wont say it) he probably cheated on her while they were together, then dumped her so he could get ass all summer from another person. Then, when he realized he wouldnt get any from anybody first night back at school, he decides to find the girl that might still have feelings and say some cheezy line to get her back. This guy sounds like a fruit, and should probably be kicked int he balls.

Jake, u know i have your back, so call me when you decide to kick the shit out of this guy. I would be glad to bring up my five iron and beat the shit out of him. And yes, i am totally not the mature one. For the record, probably the smallest dick i have ever heard about. Fucken EX's.