Jen

Jen is a cool girl that deserves a great man. Jake is that guy. When i visit them, they seem right for each other. Its actually funny getting drunk calls from the two of them and i hear in both thier voices that they are happy. This situation with her ex sucks ass because (and even if Jake wont say it) he probably cheated on her while they were together, then dumped her so he could get ass all summer from another person. Then, when he realized he wouldnt get any from anybody first night back at school, he decides to find the girl that might still have feelings and say some cheezy line to get her back. This guy sounds like a fruit, and should probably be kicked int he balls.

Jake, u know i have your back, so call me when you decide to kick the shit out of this guy. I would be glad to bring up my five iron and beat the shit out of him. And yes, i am totally not the mature one. For the record, probably the smallest dick i have ever heard about. Fucken EX's.

Bobby that's nice to hear. Thanks bro.

My analysis of the situation is pretty similar to Bobby's, and for that reason I hate this guy. He doesn't care for her like I do, and won't treat her as well as I will. For the moment though, I have to let her make her own decision and watch her get hurt. I'll be there to put her back together after this goes sour. It's gonna fucking SUCK to go through all of this, but to me, she's more than worth it.

Nickelback had it right in "Far Away": I'd give anything but I won't give up, and I would go through hell to hold her hand. She means the world to me, and I'm just gonna have to put my happiness on hold while she sorts her shit out and makes her mistakes. In the end, I'll always bee there for her.

and ill be there to kick the fuck out of him

So, has she dumped you for him? Or are you two still together?

This situation seems a bit fishy. There's not much I can say by this point since you appear to have made up your mind, but don't put yourself through hell for someone elses problem when it shouldn't be a problem to begin with.

If she dumped you she isn't worth the trouble. She better give you head for 1 decade to make up for it if you take her back x_X.

i believe that they have shook on that

Pinky promise maybe.