Pulling out of Iraq

That wouldn't have got them anywhere. The Japs would have gone for you guys whatever, they hated you! Two war fronts was a bad idea, especially in Winter in Russia. Then again during WWI they fought on two war fronts, once again against the Allies and the Ruskies, and they absolutely pasted the Ruskies before turning back to the Stalemate. ---------- It'd be really nice to think that they're bringing the troops home in '06...but how many times have our Governments said they'd be bringing out the troops? How long have they been in now? 2, 3 years?

Seriously I thought they said the same thing back in '04 or '05?

And Hitler told them to attack the U.S because he knew the british propaganda was working and that we wanted to go to war so he thought a preemptive strike against America would avert an American invasion, but boy was he wrong.

They tried stealing the boots of the Ruskies they killed. Had to boil them.

The Ruskies had the tactics for the winter - full-length white fur coats. Skis.

And the germans were in black or dark green with bad boots, and no extra pairs of socks.

Let that be a lesson to you all! If you're going to invade Russia, take extra pairs of socks...

And on that bombshell...!

They tried stealing the boots of the Ruskies they killed. Had to boil them. The Ruskies had the tactics for the winter - full-length white fur coats. Skis. And the germans were in black or dark green with bad boots, and no extra pairs of socks. Let that be a lesson to you all! If you're going to invade Russia, take extra pairs of socks... And on that bombshell...!

You forgot to say "and take good boots too".

If you've got enough pairs of sturdy socks on then you could go out there in sandals.

Socks are everything. Boots are just superfluous necessities.

If you've got enough pairs of sturdy socks on then you could go out there in sandals. Socks are everything. Boots are just superfluous necessities.

Care to test your hypothesis for us? :P

But I don't have enough socks. Them damn gnomes keep on stealing them!

I could try lots of Santa hats?

Is there any more news from the paradise that is Iraq? And how's Saddams trial a-going?

All I know is he said he's not afraid of execution ...and that's good for him because I'm sure they're gonna hang his ass.

Hmmm...

You see, they asked him for his measurements the other day. And he started rattling off his inner leg, thigh, waist, chest. And they said, "Look here guv, we don't want none of that! Just give us your neck measurement and we'll be done."

Sounded much beter on TV...oh well...

If I were a ferret I'd walk around in a top hat with silver cane, "I'm a ferret doon't cha know."

lol, they need to know how tall he is and how much he weights, main ones for that measurement I'd say ...then again one can never go wrong if they hang him over a dry well ...but that wouldn't give the iraqis the satisfaction of watching him go "crunch".

If I were a ferret I'd chew out Graviton's eyes.

http://www.answers.com/topic/have-i-got-news-for-you

That's the ferret guy!

Paul Merton.

That show is amazing!

A satirical quiz show about the past week of British News. If you want to download any, go for the latest one with Borris Johnson. Pure Comedy Gold.

I don't usually click with British comedy the best. If it's as satirical as say ..."A Modest Proposal" then I don't think I'll "lol" :P

The 22 April 2005 episode, after the election of the new pope, featured Merton repeatedly talking about him having "the eyes of a killer", under the pretense that if he said it often enough the editors would have to include it at some point (which they did, many times over). At one point he accused the pope of injuring a man with a frozen sausage, if only in jest. Various verbal jabs were also made towards Michael Winner, who was at the time the star of eSure's dubious Calm Down Dear insurance commercials, who was on Hislop's team. His use of the lame catchphrase led Merton to observe "Thank God we've got that out of the way". The 29 April 2005 episode was chaired by veteran presenter Nicholas Parsons. Sections of the show were changed to emulate Just a Minute (the Radio 4 comedy quiz hosted by Parsons on which Merton is a panellist) and Sale of the Century. The 13 May 2005 episode contained a segment modelled on British TV quiz show Blankety Blank. The section, entitled "Blunkety Blunk" parodied disgraced ex-Cabinet minister David Blunkett and his return to politics in the 2005 general election. The final episode of the series on 3 June 2005 featured Merton expressing his amusement at KFC selling "buckets" of chicken, and suggested that they sell "a trough, a whole trough of chicken...and a ditch of chips and a skip of coleslaw!"

The guys on this show are genii!

True British Humour and Comedy are the best in the world. I've never heard of "A Modest Proposal", but a quick Google search makes it sound quite interesting.

Just download the episode with Boris Johnson in the chair, and I guarantee you'll love it!

Im not on my pc or I would. On my friend's. Well I lied ...I don't feel like messing with it right now either :P. 6 days off in a row ...work tomorrow ;_;.

Thanks Lenny I needed that laugh BTW this is off topic but you should check out jibjab.com they have some funny political cartoons.

Back to the topic...Saddam Hussien has a better chance here than in Iraq for his court case and I'm more than sure they will give him a fair trail..........followed by a noon hanging.

I haven't figured out yet why we didn't just blow up the whole fucking country a couple of years ago. It's like... we started to, but then we changed our minds. I say we either just bomb 'em off the face of the planet or send in Chuck.

/threadig

I love arrogant and stupid Medieval_Bob was.