They tried stealing the boots of the Ruskies they killed. Had to boil them.

The Ruskies had the tactics for the winter - full-length white fur coats. Skis.

And the germans were in black or dark green with bad boots, and no extra pairs of socks.

Let that be a lesson to you all! If you're going to invade Russia, take extra pairs of socks...

And on that bombshell...!