Hmmm...

You see, they asked him for his measurements the other day. And he started rattling off his inner leg, thigh, waist, chest. And they said, "Look here guv, we don't want none of that! Just give us your neck measurement and we'll be done."

Sounded much beter on TV...oh well...

If I were a ferret I'd walk around in a top hat with silver cane, "I'm a ferret doon't cha know."