How do you want to die?

This forum needs to be firebombed and then sealed away for 10,000 years.

How I want to die: Zombie Apocalypse, without a doubt. I'll go down in a hail of buckshot and gore.

How I expect to die: Someone, in my presence, at some point is going to say something so stupid that my brain will implode and devour itself.

I want to go with a bang.

Shitloads of explosives, walk into a heavily crowded area...boom!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to die. Ever.

Explosive Decompression. Kick me out of a space station airlock and watch the show.

Um, hmm, let's see, dying....
Well, probably when I'm 90 and I have sex and die from an orgasm.

in my sleep

In a post apocolyptic wasteland as a cybernetically enhanced human ever fighting to control sanity.

Wow you must have a ton of friends.

Beef;

Its what's for dinnner.

Tonigh...

Uh oh!

*CECKSES*

I've always had an urge to strap some C4 to my chest and run into a crowded building filled with black people (DMV, Popeyes, Courthouse, Million man march..., etc.)

That's like my way of dying...but kinda...different...

I've always had an urge to strap some C4 to my chest and run into a crowded building filled with black people (DMV, Popeyes, Courthouse, Million man march..., etc.)

You're as bad as Zonalon. Shut the hell up.

I'd like to know how it is to bleed to death... would it be like... you know... when you donate blood... but 10x better...
Or jump off a high building... i really wonder if you would feel the impact before you're dead allready...
Or just spout air into my veins... have no fucking idea how that would feel like :-/
Hanging myself would be stressing: "will I die from the impact, or will i choke", else it would be cool though.
Getting a whole lotta guns and invade a country with my one-man-army is too unpredictable.. depending on what country, i might as well win the war.

For the moment, i'll just stick to choking from a looooong kiss

Long kiss with your dog? I seriously doubt any human has a long enough/big enough tongue to choke you, although I could be mistaken.

I don't have a dog... well, not anymore, since i found out he murdered the cat.

Your dog murdered your cat??!

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I recently bought a book - Shite's Unoriginal Miscellany, and it has in it 7 ways to commit suicide and what they will do to you. Here we go...

SUICIDE: SEVEN WAYS TO DO IT AND WHAT THEY DO TO YOU

slit wrists - die of blood loss

breathe in car-exhaust fumes - die of carbon monoxide poisoning

hang - die of compression of windpipe, obstruction of blood flow, rupture of nerve structures in neck; fracture or dislocation of the first three cervical vertebrae should bring instant death

take an overdose of pills - die of barbiturate poisoning, or of a heart failure caused by profound shock to system, or coma

drown - die of suffocation owing to water in lungs

jump off a high building - die of multiple injuries

overdose on alcohol - die of alcoholic (toxic) poisoning

jump under a train - die of multiple injuries

i wanna die by falling asleep in a running car thats in a closed garage.. or be blown up.. bottom line: I wanna die without knowing im about to die.

I think it would be pretty sweet to be hit in the head with a sniper bullet because my brains would be splattered everywhere and i would not know it was coming. Instant death is the way to go. Or if it cannot be instant i think freezeing to death would be equally painless because you would be cold and eventually go numb and then just die in your sleep.

Anyone wanting to die by drinking too much alcohol??

Here's a list of...things...from my book again...

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CUMULATIVE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL ON THE SYSTEM

(milligrams of alcohol to millilitres of blood)

20mg/100ml: Feeling of slight wooziness, not unpleasent

40mg/100ml: Could drive dangerously if too fast

60mg/100ml: Driving would now be reckless

80mg/100ml: Co-ordination may have disappeared; reckless driving at any speed

100mg/100ml: Loss of sexual control, may knockover drinks (even your own)

160mg/100ml: May become aggressive; may not remember later what you did under the influence

300mg/100ml: Could be spontaneously incontinent and/or slip into a coma

500mg/100ml: Could die without medical attention.