How do you want to die?

In this case, "decaptitated" does not refer to a blowjob, mj.

In this case, "decaptitated" does not refer to a blowjob, mj.

You're the only one who could possible perceive it that way.

I'm not so sure. Your mom seemed to know a lot about decapitation.

I'm not so sure. Your mom seemed to know a lot about decapitation.

Perhaps (and I'm using your definition of decapitation here) she did no a lot about it, but it wouldn't benefit you any, since you're fat, and my mom doesn't like fat people. Sorry, piggy.

You stay classy San Diego!

Yeah, we've gone over this. I'm fat in all the right ways.

I'm fat in all the right ways.

Correction. The above statement should read: I'm fat in all ways.

Especially the "ass" way.

in my sleep

In a post apocolyptic wasteland as a cybernetically enhanced human ever fighting to control sanity.

Wow you must have a ton of friends.

Beef;

Its what's for dinnner.

Tonigh...

Uh oh!

*CECKSES*

I've always had an urge to strap some C4 to my chest and run into a crowded building filled with black people (DMV, Popeyes, Courthouse, Million man march..., etc.)

That's like my way of dying...but kinda...different...

I've always had an urge to strap some C4 to my chest and run into a crowded building filled with black people (DMV, Popeyes, Courthouse, Million man march..., etc.)

You're as bad as Zonalon. Shut the hell up.

i wanna die by falling asleep in a running car thats in a closed garage.. or be blown up.. bottom line: I wanna die without knowing im about to die.

I think it would be pretty sweet to be hit in the head with a sniper bullet because my brains would be splattered everywhere and i would not know it was coming. Instant death is the way to go. Or if it cannot be instant i think freezeing to death would be equally painless because you would be cold and eventually go numb and then just die in your sleep.

Anyone wanting to die by drinking too much alcohol??

Here's a list of...things...from my book again...

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CUMULATIVE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL ON THE SYSTEM

(milligrams of alcohol to millilitres of blood)

20mg/100ml: Feeling of slight wooziness, not unpleasent

40mg/100ml: Could drive dangerously if too fast

60mg/100ml: Driving would now be reckless

80mg/100ml: Co-ordination may have disappeared; reckless driving at any speed

100mg/100ml: Loss of sexual control, may knockover drinks (even your own)

160mg/100ml: May become aggressive; may not remember later what you did under the influence

300mg/100ml: Could be spontaneously incontinent and/or slip into a coma

500mg/100ml: Could die without medical attention.

i wanna die by falling asleep in a running car thats in a closed garage.. or be blown up.. bottom line: I wanna die without knowing im about to die.

And i don't wanna miss my death, so i hope i'll be awake/conscious.

I wanna die like the pope: pampered and rich.