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Posted 2007-10-29, 08:31 PM
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CANCER!
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Posted 2007-10-29, 09:15 PM in reply to KagomJack's post "Joke for you."
Whatever
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Posted 2007-10-29, 09:16 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Whatever"
You seem very apathetic to me as of late.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 09:19 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "You seem very apathetic to me as of..."
Perhaps, but that joke was pathetic.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 09:36 PM in reply to KagomJack's post "Joke for you."
Yeah, that joke was pretty terrible.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 09:40 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Yeah, that joke was pretty terrible."
It's made everyone else I've told it to laugh.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 09:41 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "It's made everyone else I've told it to..."
Get new friends.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 09:58 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "It's made everyone else I've told it to..."
I can't imagine any type of person that would find that funny. Seriously; I don't know where you'd find any humor in it.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 10:02 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "I can't imagine any type of person that..."
It's almost the equivalent to making fun of a mentally-handicapped person.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 10:02 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "I can't imagine any type of person that..."
Agreed. It is not amusing in any way.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 10:35 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Agreed. It is not amusing in any way."
Unfunny joke is unfunny.
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Posted 2007-10-29, 10:51 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "I can't imagine any type of person that..."
I ask the same question of dead baby jokes. I just found it funny. I can't really explain why I found it funny, I simply did.
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Posted 2007-10-30, 06:49 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I ask the same question of dead baby..."
That was a miss
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Posted 2007-10-30, 06:57 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I ask the same question of dead baby..."
baby jokes = stupid
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Posted 2007-10-30, 10:51 AM in reply to KagomJack's post "Joke for you."
It's one of those jokes that gets a kind of uncomfortable laugh as in, "Yeah, somewhat amusing, but you actually went there?"

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A few similar ones may be (and I'm going to put *WARNING* in big red letters for those who don't want to read them):


I never liked going to the dentists as a kid. He was a paedophile.
Which just begs the question - how many fillings did he give you?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
An erection.

What's the bets lubricant for rape?
Tears.

Why don't women like rape?
Because they don't like football.

Zebo is an armless, single-legged orphan from Africa. Every day, he has to cycle twelve miles to the nearest well to get a drink of water. For a small donation of £2.50, I'll show you the video. It's fucking hilarious!


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And so on and so forth.
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Posted 2007-10-30, 10:55 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "It's one of those jokes that gets a..."
Wait, how does an armless, single-legged person cycle 12 miles? Or at all?
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Posted 2007-10-30, 10:56 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Wait, how does an armless,..."
That's why it's so funny....
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Posted 2007-10-30, 10:59 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Wait, how does an armless,..."
I haven't a clue. I never have the £2.50 on me, sadly.
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Posted 2007-10-30, 01:56 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I haven't a clue. I never have the..."
I'm not sure I even get the joke..
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Posted 2007-10-30, 02:07 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "I'm not sure I even get the joke.."
It's basically taking the mick out of the adverts you get on television for various charities that ask for a small donation of such and such to help starving children in Africa.
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