Joke for you.
 

What did the blind, mute, deaf, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?












CANCER!

Whatever

You seem very apathetic to me as of late. :(

Perhaps, but that joke was pathetic.

Yeah, that joke was pretty terrible.

It's made everyone else I've told it to laugh. :(

Get new friends.

I can't imagine any type of person that would find that funny. Seriously; I don't know where you'd find any humor in it.

It's almost the equivalent to making fun of a mentally-handicapped person.

Agreed. It is not amusing in any way.

Unfunny joke is unfunny.

I ask the same question of dead baby jokes. I just found it funny. I can't really explain why I found it funny, I simply did.

That was a miss

baby jokes = stupid

It's one of those jokes that gets a kind of uncomfortable laugh as in, "Yeah, somewhat amusing, but you actually went there?"

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A few similar ones may be (and I'm going to put *WARNING* in big red letters for those who don't want to read them):

I never liked going to the dentists as a kid. He was a paedophile. Which just begs the question - how many fillings did he give you? What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection. What's the bets lubricant for rape? Tears. Why don't women like rape? Because they don't like football. Zebo is an armless, single-legged orphan from Africa. Every day, he has to cycle twelve miles to the nearest well to get a drink of water. For a small donation of £2.50, I'll show you the video. It's fucking hilarious!

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And so on and so forth.

Wait, how does an armless, single-legged person cycle 12 miles? Or at all?

That's why it's so funny....

I haven't a clue. I never have the £2.50 on me, sadly. :rolleyes:

I'm not sure I even get the joke..

It's basically taking the mick out of the adverts you get on television for various charities that ask for a small donation of such and such to help starving children in Africa.