Four Girls and a Retard?

Welp, once again, I come to Zelaron asking for your more then likely offensive and unagreeible opinions.

I'm sure some of you know I broke up with my girl, whom I had for a year...

Over the last month or so, I've been friend-dating a few girls, and I want y'all to help me decide who you think would be best for me.

I'll simply post them as letters, and give discriptions of there personalitys.

Br: Kinda Bi-Polar, this girl has alot of power, but can be very, very nice when you get her to sofen up. and at that, she's probably got the best Body of the 4. <SINGLE>

Mar: Kind, cute, and just plain cuddly. not the best looker, but who cares? It's the inside that counts, and her kindness is only matched by Br's looks. <QUESTIONABLY SINGLE>

Mer: Loud and Obnoxious... in a cute way. She's got the balance of power, kindness, and looks, the only problem is I barely see her due to scheduels at school... <QUESTIONABLY SINGLE>

'N: Loud, silly, Loud, random, and loud. Not the best in the looks department, but definately the funniest of the group! <SINGLE>