Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
This diamond is way too big!
I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
Does this make my butt look too small?
I'm wrong, you must be right, again.