When you go out.

Your posts are becoming borderline as bad as Skurai's posts, which I usually don't even read because they're obnoxious.

Okay.  But there are other ways to take revenge.
If you knew that  these are all hipsters,  you'd
pop their tires as  well.  Another thing you can
do  to  exact revenge  is  curse  them  on their
web-blogs and publicity.