i just want WW to make fun of me

start acting like a MAN


oh shit i bet you didnt see that one coming huh i bet not, but even if you did i just would like to point out that i have all the bases covered, and any attempt at an insult or witty comeback won't work because i am fully expecting every possible one. for an example of my ability to predict and consider far and outrageous lateral logic, i know that "i have all the bases covered" could be replied with "all of them but your ANUS!", but im expecting that, and everything else with what i have said

in short (and no my penis is not short), this post is impenetrable (unlike my ass), and all logical attacks on it, both direct and indirect and even recursive have been accounted for, including the attacks i've seemingly made against myself in pointing out the possible venues of attack, so dont even try to make a comeback to this because it will fail. and yes i know that even expecting them all you could just insult me anyway, or you could get a little creative and just say something downright nice, but just know that i've thought of that too. this post is a fortress, very much unlike my ass.