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Posted 2007-05-06, 12:49 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "There are those rare cases but mostly..."
I worked with an 89 year old man and he'd always tell dirty stories. Like one time when the traveling circus was in town him and his friends went to the barn at night time. One of the woman circus performers was putting a miniature pony's wang in her, lol. She said something like, "that's mighty nice ..."
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Posted 2007-05-06, 06:13 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "I worked with an 89 year old man and..."
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I worked with an 89 year old man and he'd always tell dirty stories. Like one time when the traveling circus was in town him and his friends went to the barn at night time. One of the woman circus performers was putting a miniature pony's wang in her, lol. She said something like, "that's mighty nice ..."
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Posted 2007-05-06, 12:41 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "ur out of control"
What? He told me the story ...I'm just reciting it =P.
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Posted 2007-05-06, 06:05 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "What? He told me the story ...I'm just..."
He is just upset that a miniature pony has gotten more action than him
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Posted 2007-05-06, 06:23 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "He is just upset that a miniature pony..."
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He is just upset that a miniature pony has gotten more action than him
Maybe, but at least im not the size of that pony, unlike your fat ass. Did you have to drug that girl to sleep with her Grav? Or did she weigh more then you and knew that it would probably be her only time to ever have sex. Come on which one was it douchebag
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Posted 2007-05-06, 06:26 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "Maybe, but at least im not the size of..."
Whoa.... take it to the flame forum.
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Posted 2007-05-06, 06:48 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "Maybe, but at least im not the size of..."
...Wait, so you actually are upset that a miniature pony is getting more action than you?
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Posted 2007-05-06, 07:13 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "...Wait, so you actually are upset that..."
When I was 11 I inserted...just messing around with the neighbor but if you're talkign abotu climaxing with a girl, then 17 would be it.
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Posted 2007-05-06, 07:40 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "...Wait, so you actually are upset that..."
Jessifer said:
...Wait, so you actually are upset that a miniature pony is getting more action than you?
I was being sarcastic
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Posted 2007-05-08, 11:30 AM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "Maybe, but at least im not the size of..."
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Or did she weigh more then you
Weigh more than Grav?!?!?!

Beep beep beep beep.........does not compute.
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Posted 2007-05-08, 01:36 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "I worked with an 89 year old man and..."
fucking disgusting!!!!
my old boss had his computer raided last week, and they found "farm animal" porn on his computer. eek
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-05-08, 01:43 PM in reply to klo's post starting "fucking disgusting!!!! my old boss had..."
Pony's need lovin' too, yanno.
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Posted 2007-05-08, 01:43 PM in reply to klo's post starting "fucking disgusting!!!! my old boss had..."
LOLLL, maybe he was the half pony half human offspring.
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Posted 2007-05-08, 03:42 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "LOLLL, maybe he was the half pony half..."
Just weird to think of him, my boss ugh. lol. Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-05-08, 03:44 PM in reply to klo's post starting "Just weird to think of him, my boss..."
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Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned
Kinky.
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Posted 2007-05-08, 03:51 PM in reply to klo's post starting "Just weird to think of him, my boss..."
klo said:
Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned
That's friggin gross. You sex pervert!
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Posted 2007-05-08, 04:04 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "That's friggin gross. You sex pervert!"
Hey Hey now!
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-05-08, 04:04 PM in reply to klo's post starting "Hey Hey now!"
Klo, I love you.
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Posted 2007-05-08, 07:29 PM in reply to klo's post starting "Just weird to think of him, my boss..."
klo said:
Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned
That's completely taboo and gross! I'm offended! Take your perversions elsewhere, sicko!
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Posted 2007-05-08, 09:58 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "That's completely taboo and gross! I'm..."
This one time at cowgirl camp, Klo took a ...
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