I would fuck the shit out of Tiffany Amber Theissen. I wanted her so bad when I was younger.
Marry Jenny Garth(no idea who she is and I don't feel like looking it up, but Tori Spelling would be a horrible wife I think)
Kill Tori Spelling
Kelly Preston, Wynona Ryder, Gwyneth Paltrow
Fuck - Kelly Preston (Pretty hot)
Marry - Wynona Ryder (There is just something about her that drives me wild)
Kill - Gwyneth Paltrow (Isn't she a lesbian or something?)