Witch Burnings

Albeit slightly weird people.

Name a witch who was completely and utterly, bog-standard average.

Lenny, I'm glad I come to mind when you think of witches. I'm touched. Actually, to let all of know being a witch isn't a bad thing. Yes, we are people too. But, we are stronger in some areas that others are not. If you trully think about it your doctors are witches too. And to be honest, some people see Christian preachers as witches too, because of the way they can get the "Holy Ghost". But, did you know that witches, Pagans,Wiccans, Greeks,Romans,and Eygptians... all worship the same Gods and Goddesses? Well, they do. They kow them by different names. Other than Pagans they (me included, for I am a pagan) know these Gods and Goddesses from each of the religions and worship them also. Matter of fact, Paganism is the oldest religion in the world. It's kinda ironic, because people are trying to say that it the "New Age" religion. But, it is not. Actually, Christianity came from Paganism. So, did Catholicism.

Yes, we are people too.

Survey says INCORRECT! You are food.

But, we are stronger in some areas that others are not.

I concur. The buttocks are far too meaty.

If you trully think about it your doctors are witches too.

Doctor Hannibal disagrees, because he also eats witches.

And to be honest, some people see Christian preachers as witches too, because of the way they can get the "Holy Ghost".

I just see certain preachers as witches because they molest little children.

But, did you know that witches, Pagans,Wiccans, Greeks,Romans,and Eygptians... all worship the same Gods and Goddesses?

There is only one god, and He is I, and I am He.

Well, they do. They kow them by different names.

The correct name is Black Jesus.

Other than Pagans they (me included, for I am a pagan) know these Gods and Goddesses from each of the religions and worship them also.

No, my devout apostles worship me only. Head out of ass please.

Matter of fact, Paganism is the oldest religion in the world. It's kinda ironic, because people are trying to say that it the "New Age" religion. But, it is not.

Whether it's the oldest religion in the world or the youngest, it still provides me my daily meals. Either way, I win.

Actually, Christianity came from Paganism. So, did Catholicism.

Incorrect. Christianity came from me.