Got a chuckle out of me

Oh, how I can't wait until I learn to drive. All the shouting! THE FUN!

driving is the best, but the chicks who drive in the backseat is the worst

Turn the music up very loud and they won't talk too much. If they do you won't hear them.

Then they scream over it.

How about a pair of those headphones that block all outside sounds?

You'd be able to block out the backseat drivers, but then you wouldn't be able to hea if, say, a wheel fell off your car...or your engine exploded.

When you're learning to drive, your parents will use the invisible brake pedal all the damn time. People who've driven with parents know what I mean.

Oh, yeah definitely. My dad also takes full advantage of the "oh shit" handles.

My mom is 100% guilty of doing that. However, when she drives, I'm clinging to the "Oh Shit" handles for life.