Hair Gel

Might as well not even wash your hair while you're at it.

i'd go nuts if i didnt wash my hair

I'd go with some good hair glue. That stuff always works, and as stated above requires less. Plus it sets real quick.

Use PVC cement! That'll do the trick.

Ooh, I've got a thing of wax...I saw it on Queer Eye and I decided to buy some for me because I'm deliciously sexy!

By the way Raziel:

You look like my cousin... only with longer hair... and he lives in Winnipeg.

He looks like Richie, the original guitarist for my old band...with longer hair.