Happy BDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, Mike's! Youz a gangstar!!!! HARDCORE TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!

lol. That used to be all I was able to drink before college.

happy birthday

Wow, Mike's! Youz a gangstar!!!! HARDCORE TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME! lol. That used to be all I was able to drink before college.

Lightweight! Give me some Vodka and I'm good to go.

Lightweight! Give me some Vodka and I'm good to go.

You'll notice the before college in there. Nowaday... much different story. See my post on the Liquid Heroin shot, for example. Also, 99 Apples is a real son of a bitch. Especially when you and your best friend split a bottle in 20 minutes for your birthday, and then have shitty vodka. Oh what a night.


We went through the following in one weekend. I don't remember much of it.

Ugh. Vodka tastes like shit. I can't drink it unless its followed by a large gulp of OJ or something.

Fleischmans Vodka tastes like gasoline, which is even worse. I've had Grey Goose once, what a HUGE difference.

Malibu is great. Especially if you mix it with either ice tea or chocolate milk.

You'll notice the before college in there. Nowaday... much different story. See my post on the Liquid Heroin shot, for example. Also, 99 Apples is a real son of a bitch. Especially when you and your best friend split a bottle in 20 minutes for your birthday, and then have shitty vodka. Oh what a night. We went through the following in one weekend. I don't remember much of it.

I'm before college. I've never been into beer. In fact, I can't stand it. I've been drinking hard and heavy liquor since my Sophomore year in HS.

99 Anything is nasty. I had some 99 Bananas (I don't even like banana flavored shit). That stuff was horrible.

Mike's Cranberry Hard Lemonade.

MMMMM

I'm before college. I've never been into beer. In fact, I can't stand it. I've been drinking hard and heavy liquor since my Sophomore year in HS. 99 Anything is nasty. I had some 99 Bananas (I don't even like banana flavored shit). That stuff was horrible.

Most of the time I avoid beer at all costs too. Unless I'm either
A) at a party and it's all they got, or
B) doing the following (yes I'm wearing a pink shirt, and if you don't like it, kiss my ass):