To Start Some Shiz?

Ok check this out...

I have this friend who is a girl. And she just got a b/f this past weekend.
He puts on her myspace comment...
"bogus dudes need to stop creepin on my girl..
i miss you<3"

which is cool, and to make a joke i said "and im the bogusest of them all" and she IMs me laughing at the stupidity that i am

well for some reason, guys have to be like this and he replies...

"no..youre just a douch bag..
cut your hair" - by the way I have long ass hair, and i've gone to cut it but everyone wont let me


So why do guys have to be dickheads like this? Jealousy maybe? I'm sure he has read our flirty comments from other times and is threaten but come on...

Jealousy is a stinky cologne.

Do you like her?

Well yeah, but he dosen't know that. Only she does... he dosen't know me at all!

If she was on the toilet taking a dump, would you give her oral?

And then would you wipe her ass with your tongue?

Anywhore, he may just be the jealous type of guy. If that's what it is, there's nothing you can do about it except hope he doesn't randomly flip out some day. I think patience is the name of the game.

Kick his ass! YEAH!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!

He sounds like a moron. If I were you, I'd mock him at every opportunity.

I agree. He sounds pretty stupid.

Ok check this out... I have this friend who is a girl. And she just got a b/f this past weekend. He puts on her myspace comment... "bogus dudes need to stop creepin on my girl.. i miss you<3"

What a fucking loser. "His girl" and it hasn't even been a week. Wow, sounds like he has all kinds of issues. Including insecurity.

From what it sounds like, I'm guessing this girl gives this guy a month max. She'll realize that he has numerous issues and dump him. Then, ACER 4TW!

Ok check this out... I have this friend who is a girl. And she just got a b/f this past weekend. He puts on her myspace comment... "bogus dudes need to stop creepin on my girl.. i miss you<3" which is cool, and to make a joke i said "and im the bogusest of them all" and she IMs me laughing at the stupidity that i am well for some reason, guys have to be like this and he replies... "no..youre just a douch bag.. cut your hair" - by the way I have long ass hair, and i've gone to cut it but everyone wont let me So why do guys have to be dickheads like this? Jealousy maybe? I'm sure he has read our flirty comments from other times and is threaten but come on...

What's her MySpace?

I am thinking about it... but then it is her b/f. I dunno, I want to see her repsonce to it, she hasn't seen it.

Maybe, I was going to be nice and respect the fact he is dating her. Fuck that now... I hope it isn't even a month

Update: The comment is deleted, I beleive it was probly her. I win

Maybe she doesn't really like you and is ignoring you.

Or maybe she really likes him but is too shy so ignores him...it does happen...

*Wanders IN* I guess I'm gonnago get high now *Wanders off*

How is she ignoring me? She deleted his gay ass comment lol... not mine. The only thing he has over me is the fact he has known her longer. I've known her for a month and half and we are already close.

Well, I would say either try to get along with him, or flirt with her when he's around. Most logical thing now, is to wait it out.

w/e
Tehm shiz talkin words son.