My guess is that there was a username zelaron, created logn ago. I think a while ago, wetwired deleted all inactive accounts as well. Soooo maybe your logevity is really that of the person who created the original zelaron account, back in 2001.
I didn't want real people with real accounts with the word zelaron in them, so I removed all traces of wig from the account, then proceded to create several other place holder accounts to prevent names from being registered. I have it set up to not allow any name with zelaron in it now, so I just deleted them all. As for the longevity thing, oops, I forgot it was 2002, not 2001; it just seems that long .
Geekstar. Wiggulsworth (ex. member) apparently created lots and lots of accounts. He then posed as a completely new member and started up this thread. He was then repeatedly banned, so created more accounts, which were too banned.
Hopefully the madness is now over, and I can get back to translating his mindless gibberish.
Wiggulsworth was Koftr, on a new account. Koftr was banned a while ago, I believe by chruser... or me. I don't remember. He was banned for creating a new account, and because he was a previously banned member.