What I typed: I once took a dildo and beat this whore with it. She got pissed! Eventually we made out and I gave her herpes and syphilis! I knew I won that battle after she was in the hospital.
What it said when I retranslated it: I once took a Dildo and struck this Dirne with him. It received pissed! Finally we developed and I gave its Herpes and Syphilis! I knew that I won this battle, after she was in the hospital.
What I typed: I remember when I first came to Zelaron. Everyone was pretty cool and nice. Slowly, I pissed a lot of people off and then a lot of them hated me. Now I know that many of you are just assholes and that I'm an annoying pest. May you all rot in the deep, dark pits of hell!
What it said when I retranslated it: I remember, on as I first to Zelaron came. Everyone was quite cool and nice. Slowly pissed I a quantity of people away and then hated a quantity her me. Now I know that many from you fair ass hole are and that I'm annoying troubling. Like you all rot in the deep, dark pits of hell!