Goddamnit.

wow, he opened the Anti-freeze tank when the engine was piping hot.... And he works at a gas station? was he the one moping the floors?

No he was the one with your mom, behind the counter

You see? This is the shit I would do if I had a life. I'm reduced to hurting myself when not in the company of my fellow teens. Years later slaynish, you will look back on this and laugh. My cousin made a small bomb once and it blew up in his face. He wasn't laughing then, but he sure gets a kick out of it now.

I haven't ever been burnt, but my little sister fell into hot coles once...we were burning tree's that had been torn down because we were building a lake...and one of the fires had been out and my sister went out to walk on this tree and slipped and fell. She fell into the hot coles and they had went into her shoes so it was really fucked up...she nearly passed out...we took her to the hospital and they stuck her into a whirl pool so that the dead skin would rip off...*pukes* she has lizard feet now

My leg + my motorcycle's BURNING fucking hot muffler = lots of pain and a second degree burn last week.

My leg + my motorcycle's BURNING fucking hot muffler = lots of pain and a second degree burn last week.

can i laugh at you now ???

Only if I get to shove your face onto that same hot muffler.

can i laugh at you now ???

No, because if you do, I will hunt your ass down.

2nd degree burns = NOTHING to joke about .

Hm, that reminds me. When my dad was a kid, 14-17 I think, my grandparents house caught fire and he ended up with 3rd degree burns all over his back.