How many deaths can you make

There would be like millions of possibillities, just looking around in my room, instantly gives me 100 ideas of how a person could die

1 of the possible scenario's

There's a small bug walking in my room right now, my mom walks in, freaks out and slips on my slippery wooden floor and falls with her head into a fork lying on the ground.

...I feel so evil sometimes :S