My conversation with an idiot

yoda is 600, not 900, right ?????

yoda is 600, not 900, right ?????

How can you question me? He taught me the ways of the force. Of course he's 900.

well i seriously read/saw *somewhere* that he IS 600... dunno what movie that was in, but there's no 300 years between the 1st and the 6th, right ?

Did somebody say McDonalds? You're damn right.

Return of the Jedi:

YODA: Hmm. That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?

Luke is sitting in a corner of the cramped space and, indeed, his look has been woeful. Caught, he tries to hide it.

LUKE: No... of course not.

YODA (tickled, chuckles): I do, yes, I do! Sick have I become. Old and weak. (Points a crooked finger) When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

This idiot's story doesn't even match up. First he says he's 27, then he says he plays college soccer.

okay, my bad, same scene i was thinking about, just thought he said 600 -.-

well im 666 years old, kekeke (just got myself gmail, sooo happy )